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https://thesneeze.com· First analyzed 17 May 2026· Updated 17 May 2026
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Hosting Provider

Automattic, Inc

IP Address

192.0.78.229

Site Location

🇺🇸 United Statesvia ip

Server Location

🇺🇸 San Francisco, United States

ASN

AS2635

Server

Nginx

Nameservers

ns1.wordpress.com.ns3.wordpress.com.ns2.wordpress.com.

Performance

100

Core Web Vitals

Weight

First Contentful Paint
458 ms10%
Speed Index
595 ms10%
Largest Contentful Paint
—25%
Total Blocking Time
0.0 ms30%
Cumulative Layout Shift
0.00025%
1.5 MB
27 requests

Image Optimization

Lazy LoadResponsive
0–49
50–89
90–100

Architecture Stack

Monolithic
⚙️ SSR
WordPress
cms
TheSneeze_TwentyTwentyTwoChild_2025v1.0Custom
by Juicy Orange

Technology Stack

9 Technologies Detected

Plugins

4
Gutenberg
Google Analytics For Wordpress
Yoast SEO
Jetpack

Analytics

2
Google Analytics
Google Analytics 4

CSS Frameworks

1
Tailwind CSS

Fonts

1
Google Fonts

Web Servers

1
Nginx

SEO Analysis

B74/100
22
6
0
Meta Tags10/15
Content8/12
Headings8/8
Technical23/25
E-E-A-T2/7
Images4/7
Links4/5
URL5/5
Social4/5
Freshness0/4
Mobile3/4
Indexability3/3
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The Sneeze - Half blog. Half zine. Half not good with fractions.

Half blog. Half zine. Half not good with fractions.

Title Length64 chars

Recommended: 50-60 chars (~377px / 580px)

Description Length51 chars

Recommended: 120-160 chars

Issues (0)

    6 issues found

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    Crawlability

    Sitemap

    Type: index

    5 URLs

    5 sub-sitemaps

    robots.txt

    3 rules

    Sitemap reference found

    Allows all crawlers

    Local SEO

    Local Search Readiness

    17/100
    Poor
    5 12

    This site doesn't appear to be a local business. Local SEO signals are optional for non-local websites.

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    AI & LLM Readiness

    D44/100
    Bot Access
    20/25
    Machine Read.
    3/25
    Schema Data
    7/25
    Citation
    14/25

    AI Bot Access

    14/14 accessible
    AI Search
    OAI-SearchBot
    PerplexityBot
    Claude-SearchBot
    Gemini-Deep-Research
    DuckAssistBot
    Training
    GPTBot
    ClaudeBot
    Google-Extended
    Meta-ExternalAgent
    Bytespiderinfo
    Amazonbot
    Applebot-Extended
    CCBotinfo
    Fetch
    ChatGPT-User

    Machine Readability

    llms.txt
    llms-full.txt
    Semantic HTML
    Heading Hierarchy
    nav
    Text ratio:1%
    Words:253
    Token eff.:Too Short
    Sections/1K:47.4
    Depth:1/5

    Structured Data

    4 JSON-LD
    Organization×1.1WebSiteBreadcrumbListSearchAction

    Citation Readiness

    Opening Summary97w
    Descriptive Headingsavg 5.3w
    Canonical URL
    Open Graph3/3
    Twitter Card1/3
    Language Tag
    Publish Date
    Author Info
    Lists
    Tables
    TL;DR / Summary
    About Page Link
    Recommendations (10)
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    Accessibility

    WCAG 2.1 Compliance

    Evaluates how accessible your website is for users with disabilities, based on WCAG 2.1 guidelines. Checks images, forms, keyboard navigation, ARIA roles, and color contrast.
    A
    89/100
    15
    Passed
    2
    Critical
    0
    Warnings
    Images & Alt Text
    20/20
    Checks if images have descriptive alt text for screen readers and visually impaired users.
    Semantic Structure
    17/20
    Evaluates proper use of HTML5 semantic elements (header, nav, main, footer) and heading hierarchy.
    Forms & Inputs
    15/15
    Verifies form fields have labels, error messages are clear, and inputs are properly associated.
    Color & Contrast
    15/15
    Tests text-to-background color contrast ratios against WCAG AA/AAA minimum requirements.
    Keyboard & Focus
    15/15
    Ensures all interactive elements are reachable and operable via keyboard (tab, enter, escape).
    ARIA & Roles
    7/15
    Checks correct use of WAI-ARIA attributes (roles, states, properties) for assistive technologies.

    Carbon Footprint

    SWDM v4 · Eco-Score

    Carbon emissions estimated using the Sustainable Web Design Model v4 (SWDM v4). Factors in data center, network, and device energy across new and returning visitors. Grade thresholds based on HTTP Archive percentiles.
    52/100
    C
    196 mg
    CO₂e / view
    1.5 MB
    Page Weight
    60%
    Cleaner Than
    New Visitor
    224 mg
    vs
    Returning (cached)
    112 mg
    Annual (10K/mo)
    23.5 kg
    Emission Segments
    Data Center
    44 mg
    Network
    47 mg
    Device
    105 mg
    Resource Breakdown
    JavaScript
    8.9 KB
    Images
    1.5 MB
    CSS
    8.1 KB
    HTML
    22.2 KB
    Other
    3.0 KB
    Green Hosting Not Verified
    Automattic, Inc
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    F

    Security Score

    36%Critical
    Interactive

    HTTPS

    No WAF

    88d

    Certificate Details

    Type

    Domain Validated (DV)

    Certificate Authority

    Google Trust Services

    Key Algorithm

    ECDSA (secp256r1) (256 bit)

    Signature

    SHA-256 with RSA

    TLS Version

    TLSv1.3

    HTTP Protocol

    HTTP/2

    Valid From

    16.05.2026

    Valid Until

    14.08.2026

    OCSP Stapling

    Enabled

    Subject Alternative Names (20)

    tls.automattic.comblogdemochilacristiana.comcaremoreonline.shopdeathproofbastardsband.comdougclarkwoodworking.comgarageinnovations.com.aujipsmitbmx.blogmitigation.exchange+12 more

    SHA-256 Fingerprint

    1A:B9:27:DF:BB:78:21:04:AB:83:A0:14:D7:90:7A:65:B7:8E:3D:4E...

    Top Recommendations

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    HTTP Headers

    Developer Console

    alt-svc
    clear
    cache-control
    🟡 300s(max-age=300, must-revalidate)
    content-encoding
    ⚡ Brotli(br)
    content-type
    text/html; charset=UTF-8
    date
    Sun, 17 May 2026 15:45:48 GMT
    host-header
    WordPress.com
    Good Warning Issue

    Email Infrastructure

    Custom Mail Server

    Score

    45

    SPF
    DKIM
    DMARC

    DMARC Policy

    None (Monitor Only)

    Domain Information

    thesneeze.com

    Domain Age
    22y 10m

    Created

    30.06.2003

    Expires

    30.06.2026

    Last Updated

    12.05.2025

    Registrar

    GoDaddy.com, LLC

    DNSSEC
    Not Enabled

    Privacy & Compliance

    Cookie Consent Banner
    Privacy Policy
    Terms of Service

    Mobile Compatibility

    Viewport & Responsive Test

    Tests how well your website works on mobile devices. Checks viewport configuration, responsive layout, touch targets, font readability, and simulates rendering across different screen sizes.
    A
    83/100
    Mobile Friendly8 breakpoints
    Viewport Meta
    The viewport meta tag tells mobile browsers how to scale the page. Without it, mobile devices render at desktop width.
    Responsive Design
    Uses CSS media queries or flexible layouts to adapt content to different screen sizes automatically.
    Touch Icons
    Apple touch icons and favicons displayed when users add the site to their home screen on mobile devices.
    Readable Font Size
    Base font size should be at least 16px on mobile to ensure text is readable without zooming.
    Relative Units
    Using em, rem, %, or vw instead of fixed px values allows content to scale properly across screen sizes.
    No H-Scroll Risk
    No elements wider than the viewport that would cause horizontal scrolling on mobile devices.
    Tap Targets OK
    Interactive elements (buttons, links) are at least 48x48px with enough spacing to prevent accidental taps.
    No Fixed Widths
    No elements with fixed pixel widths that could overflow on smaller screens and break the layout.
    Viewport
    width=device-width, initial-scale=1
    1 recommendation
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    Typography & Readability

    -apple-system

    WCAG Partial
    75/100
    Readability
    /30
    22/30

    18px · LH 1.60

    Hierarchy
    /20
    15/20

    1x ratio · ✓ H1→H6

    WCAG
    /25
    18/25

    1:1 min contrast

    Performance
    /25
    20/25

    System fonts

    Heading Font

    -apple-system

    Sans18px

    Body Font

    -apple-system

    Sans18px

    Contrast Ratio

    1:1

    22 issues

    Reading Comfort

    ~35 CPL

    Narrow lines
    18px
    h1
    28px
    h2
    28px
    h3
    18px
    p
    Major Third
    Scale

    ✅ Excellent readability: 18px body text is ideal for all devices.

    ✅ Optimal line spacing: 1.60 ratio (ideal range 1.4–1.6).

    ✅ Easy to read: Flesch score 86/100 — accessible to general audiences.

    ⚠️ Partial contrast: 22 elements below WCAG AA threshold (min 1.0:1).

    ✅ Perfect heading hierarchy: Sequential h1→h2→h3 with single H1 — ideal for SEO & accessibility.

    ⚠️ Weak hierarchy: Headlines should be ≥2x body size for clear visual structure.

    Fluid Type (rem)Flesch 86

    Color Palette

    14 unique colors
    21:1 AAA Dark
    #000000
    Text· 14.799999999999999%
    #ffffff
    Text· 14.1%
    #c09872
    Primary· 8.1%
    #f4e08e
    Accent· 7.8%
    #614732
    Secondary· 7%
    #e9aa59
    Accent· 6.9%
    #d58840
    Accent· 6.3%
    #f2f2ed
    Secondary· 6.1%

    Business & Marketing Stack

    1 Tools Detected

    Growing

    Behavior Analytics

    1
    Google AnalyticsFree

    User behavior and product analytics

    1

    Categories

    1

    Total Tools

    0

    Enterprise

    0

    Mid-Market

    Assessment: Growing marketing technology adoption

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    Scripts & Styles

    10 Resources

    5
    Scripts
    5
    Styles
    3
    Async
    2
    Defer

    Top Script Sources

    googletagmanager.com(2)thesneeze.com(1)s0.wp.com(1)stats.wp.com(1)

    Website Identity

    The Sneeze

    The Sneeze

    Organization

    Half blog. Half zine. Half not good with fractions.

    thesneeze.com/
    22 years old
    Location detected: 🇺🇸 United Statesvia ip
    GoDaddy.com, LLCen-US

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    Last analyzed: 17 May 2026 at 15:46

    Historical Analysis & Change Tracking