captainawkward.com

https://captainawkward.com· First analyzed 31 May 2026· Updated 31 May 2026

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captainawkward.com

Mobile

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Hosting Provider

Automattic, Inc

IP Address

192.0.78.24

Site Location

🇺🇸 United Statesvia ip

Server Location

🇺🇸 San Francisco, United States

ASN

AS2635

Server

Nginx

Nameservers

ns2.wordpress.com.ns1.wordpress.com.ns3.wordpress.com.

Performance

100

Core Web Vitals

Weight

First Contentful Paint

409 ms10%

Speed Index

532 ms10%

Largest Contentful Paint

—25%

Total Blocking Time

0.0 ms30%

Cumulative Layout Shift

0.00025%

340 KB

32 requests

Image Optimization

Lazy LoadResponsive

0–49

50–89

90–100

Architecture Stack

Monolithic

⚙️ SSR

WordPressv.

cms

pubCustom

Technology Stack

9 Technologies Detected

Plugins

UI Components

Libraries

CSS Frameworks

Web Servers

Customer Support

SEO Analysis

B73/100

Meta Tags11/15

Content10/12

Headings6/8

Technical18/25

E-E-A-T3/7

Images3/7

Links5/5

URL5/5

Social3/5

Freshness2/4

Mobile4/4

Indexability3/3

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Title Length54 chars

Recommended: 50-60 chars (~330px / 580px)

Description Length33 chars

Recommended: 120-160 chars

Issues (1)

• Most images missing alt text (5/6) — critical for accessibility and SEO

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Crawlability

Sitemap

Type: standard

1,001 URLs

robots.txt

44 rules

Sitemap reference found

Local SEO

Local Search Readiness

3/100

Poor

1 14 2

This site doesn't appear to be a local business. Local SEO signals are optional for non-local websites.

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AI & LLM Readiness

F36/100

Bot Access

12/25

Machine Read.

13/25

Schema Data

0/25

Citation

11/25

AI Bot Access

5/14 accessible

AI Search

OAI-SearchBot

PerplexityBot

Claude-SearchBot

Gemini-Deep-Research

DuckAssistBot

Training

GPTBot

ClaudeBot

Google-Extended

Meta-ExternalAgent

Bytespiderinfo

Amazonbot

Applebot-Extended

CCBotinfo

Fetch

ChatGPT-User

Machine Readability

llms.txt

llms-full.txt

Semantic HTML

Heading Hierarchy

navheader/footer

Text ratio:5%

Words:945

Token eff.:Optimal

Sections/1K:4.2

Depth:2/5

Structured Data

Microdata

Citation Readiness

Opening Summary96w

Descriptive Headingsavg 2w

Canonical URL

Open Graph3/3

Twitter Card0/3

Language Tag

Publish Date

Author Info

Lists

Tables

TL;DR / Summary

About Page Link

Recommendations (10)

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Accessibility

WCAG 2.1 Compliance

Evaluates how accessible your website is for users with disabilities, based on WCAG 2.1 guidelines. Checks images, forms, keyboard navigation, ARIA roles, and color contrast.

88/100

Passed

Critical

Warnings

Images & Alt Text

20/20

Checks if images have descriptive alt text for screen readers and visually impaired users.

Semantic Structure

18/20

Evaluates proper use of HTML5 semantic elements (header, nav, main, footer) and heading hierarchy.

Forms & Inputs

10/15

Verifies form fields have labels, error messages are clear, and inputs are properly associated.

Color & Contrast

15/15

Tests text-to-background color contrast ratios against WCAG AA/AAA minimum requirements.

Keyboard & Focus

13/15

Ensures all interactive elements are reachable and operable via keyboard (tab, enter, escape).

ARIA & Roles

12/15

Checks correct use of WAI-ARIA attributes (roles, states, properties) for assistive technologies.

2 recommendations

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Carbon Footprint

SWDM v4 · Eco-Score

Carbon emissions estimated using the Sustainable Web Design Model v4 (SWDM v4). Factors in data center, network, and device energy across new and returning visitors. Grade thresholds based on HTTP Archive percentiles.

63/100

42 mg

CO₂e / view

339.5 KB

Page Weight

90%

Cleaner Than

New Visitor

48 mg

Returning (cached)

24 mg

Annual (10K/mo)

5.0 kg

Emission Segments

Data Center

9 mg

Network

10 mg

Device

23 mg

Resource Breakdown

JavaScript

46.6 KB

Images

226.9 KB

CSS

13.6 KB

HTML

27.6 KB

Other

24.9 KB

Green Hosting Not Verified

Automattic, Inc

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Security Score

36%Critical

Interactive

HTTPS

No WAF

47d

Certificate Details

Type

Domain Validated (DV)

Certificate Authority

Google Trust Services

Key Algorithm

ECDSA (secp256r1) (256 bit)

Signature

SHA-256 with RSA

TLS Version

TLSv1.3

HTTP Protocol

HTTP/2

Valid From

19.04.2026

Valid Until

18.07.2026

OCSP Stapling

Enabled

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SHA-256 Fingerprint

4F:3B:10:99:58:B2:1C:01:1F:FE:62:83:06:75:53:5B:5C:EC:19:F0...

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HTTP Headers

Developer Console

alt-svc

clear

cache-control

🟡 300s(max-age=300, must-revalidate)

content-encoding

⚡ Brotli(br)

content-type

text/html; charset=UTF-8

date

Sun, 31 May 2026 20:50:40 GMT

host-header

WordPress.com

Good Warning Issue

Email Infrastructure

Custom Mail Server

Score

SPF

DKIM

DMARC

Domain Information

captainawkward.com

Domain Age

15y 5m

Created

04.01.2011

Expires

04.01.2027

Last Updated

04.12.2025

Registrar

Wild West Domains, LLC

DNSSEC

Not Enabled

Privacy & Compliance

Quantcast Choice

Cookie Consent Banner

Quantcast Choice

GDPR Indicators

Cookie consent banner detected

CMP: Quantcast Choice

Data Protection Officer mentioned

Mobile Compatibility

Viewport & Responsive Test

Tests how well your website works on mobile devices. Checks viewport configuration, responsive layout, touch targets, font readability, and simulates rendering across different screen sizes.

87/100

Mobile Friendly2 breakpoints

Viewport Meta

The viewport meta tag tells mobile browsers how to scale the page. Without it, mobile devices render at desktop width.

Responsive Design

Uses CSS media queries or flexible layouts to adapt content to different screen sizes automatically.

Touch Icons

Apple touch icons and favicons displayed when users add the site to their home screen on mobile devices.

Readable Font Size

Base font size should be at least 16px on mobile to ensure text is readable without zooming.

Relative Units

Using em, rem, %, or vw instead of fixed px values allows content to scale properly across screen sizes.

No H-Scroll Risk

No elements wider than the viewport that would cause horizontal scrolling on mobile devices.

Tap Targets OK

Interactive elements (buttons, links) are at least 48x48px with enough spacing to prevent accidental taps.

No Fixed Widths

No elements with fixed pixel widths that could overflow on smaller screens and break the layout.

Viewport

width=device-width, initial-scale=1

Typography & Readability

Georgia

WCAG AA

68/100

Readability

/30

15/30

15px · LH 2.09

Hierarchy

/20

15/20

2.13x ratio

WCAG

/25

22/25

5.74:1 min contrast

Performance

/25

16/25

2 fonts

Heading Font

Georgia

Serif32px

Body Font

Georgia

Serif15px

Contrast Ratio

5.74:1

WCAG AA (≥4.5:1)

Reading Comfort

~36 CPL

Narrow lines

32px

28px

14px

15px

⚠️ Small text: 15px may strain on mobile. Use ≥16px for WCAG compliance.

⚠️ Wide line spacing (2.09). 1.4–1.6 is optimal for body text.

✅ WCAG AA contrast: All text meets 4.5:1 ratio (min 5.7:1).

⚠️ Minor heading issue: 0 level skip(s) detected. Maintain sequential order for screen readers.

✅ Strong hierarchy: Headlines are 2.1x larger than body text.

✅ Lean font stack: 2 font families keeps load times fast.

Buy on MyFontsFlesch 55

Color Palette

3 unique colors

2.88:1 Fail Light

#ffffff

Background· 50.3%

#a493a3

Secondary· 4.4%

#dbeefc

Primary· 45.4%

Business & Marketing Stack

1 Tools Detected

Growing

Behavior Analytics

Google AnalyticsFree

User behavior and product analytics

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Scripts & Styles

23 Resources

Scripts

Styles

Async

Defer

Top Script Sources

local(10)widgets.wp.com(1)0.gravatar.com(1)stats.wp.com(1)

Website Identity

captainawkward.com

15 years old

Location detected: 🇺🇸 United Statesvia ip

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Last analyzed: 31 May 2026 at 20:50

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