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https://angryflower.com· First analyzed 12 May 2026· Updated 12 May 2026
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Hosting Provider

DreamHost
dreamhost.com

IP Address

67.205.2.59

Site Location

🇺🇸 United Statesvia ip

Server Location

🇺🇸 Ashburn, United States

ASN

AS26347

Organization

DreamHost

Server

Apache

Nameservers

ns1.dreamhost.com.ns3.dreamhost.com.ns2.dreamhost.com.

Performance

100

Core Web Vitals

Weight

First Contentful Paint
497 ms10%
Speed Index
646 ms10%
Largest Contentful Paint
—25%
Total Blocking Time
0.0 ms30%
Cumulative Layout Shift
0.00025%
2 MB
87 requests
0–49
50–89
90–100

Architecture Stack

Monolithic
⚙️ SSR
Infrastructure
Hosting
DreamHost

Technology Stack

2 Technologies Detected

Analytics

1
Google Analytics

Web Servers

1
Apache

SEO Analysis

F39/100
10
12
3
Meta Tags4/15
Content12/12
Headings0/8
Technical6/25
E-E-A-T0/7
Images2/7
Links5/5
URL5/5
Social0/5
Freshness0/4
Mobile2/4
Indexability3/3
A
angryflower.comangryflower.com

Bob the Angry Flower

No description available for this page.

Title Length20 chars

Recommended: 50-60 chars (~124px / 580px)

Description Length0 chars

Recommended: 120-160 chars

Issues (3)

  • • Missing meta description — important for click-through rates in SERPs
  • • Missing H1 tag — every page should have exactly one H1
  • • Missing viewport meta tag — page may not be mobile-friendly (Google uses mobile-first indexing)

15 issues found

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Crawlability

Sitemap
robots.txt

10 rules

Local SEO

Local Search Readiness

2/100
Poor
1 14 2

This site doesn't appear to be a local business. Local SEO signals are optional for non-local websites.

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AI & LLM Readiness

F34/100
Bot Access
20/25
Machine Read.
10/25
Schema Data
0/25
Citation
4/25

AI Bot Access

14/14 accessible
AI Search
OAI-SearchBot
PerplexityBot
Claude-SearchBot
Gemini-Deep-Research
DuckAssistBot
Training
GPTBot
ClaudeBot
Google-Extended
Meta-ExternalAgent
Bytespiderinfo
Amazonbot
Applebot-Extended
CCBotinfo
Fetch
ChatGPT-User

Machine Readability

llms.txt
llms-full.txt
Semantic HTML
Heading Hierarchy
Text ratio:27%
Words:2,878
Token eff.:Optimal

Structured Data

No Schema

Citation Readiness

Opening Summary12w
Descriptive Headings
Canonical URL
Open Graph0/3
Twitter Card0/3
Language Tag
Publish Date
Author Info
Lists
Tables
TL;DR / Summary
About Page Link
Recommendations (12)
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Accessibility

WCAG 2.1 Compliance

Evaluates how accessible your website is for users with disabilities, based on WCAG 2.1 guidelines. Checks images, forms, keyboard navigation, ARIA roles, and color contrast.
D
50/100
5
Passed
7
Critical
1
Warnings
Images & Alt Text
12/20
Checks if images have descriptive alt text for screen readers and visually impaired users.
Semantic Structure
3/20
Evaluates proper use of HTML5 semantic elements (header, nav, main, footer) and heading hierarchy.
Forms & Inputs
10/15
Verifies form fields have labels, error messages are clear, and inputs are properly associated.
Color & Contrast
15/15
Tests text-to-background color contrast ratios against WCAG AA/AAA minimum requirements.
Keyboard & Focus
9/15
Ensures all interactive elements are reachable and operable via keyboard (tab, enter, escape).
ARIA & Roles
1/15
Checks correct use of WAI-ARIA attributes (roles, states, properties) for assistive technologies.
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Carbon Footprint

SWDM v4 · Eco-Score

Carbon emissions estimated using the Sustainable Web Design Model v4 (SWDM v4). Factors in data center, network, and device energy across new and returning visitors. Grade thresholds based on HTTP Archive percentiles.
44/100
D
210 mg
CO₂e / view
2.0 MB
Page Weight
50%
Cleaner Than
New Visitor
240 mg
vs
Returning (cached)
120 mg
Annual (10K/mo)
25.2 kg
Emission Segments
Data Center
10 mg
Network
62 mg
Device
138 mg
Resource Breakdown
JavaScript
2.0 KB
Images
2.0 MB
CSS
18.9 KB
HTML
15.8 KB
Green Hosting Verified
DreamHost
Provider Match
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F

Security Score

21%Critical
Interactive

HTTPS

No WAF

57d

Certificate Details

Type

Domain Validated (DV)

Certificate Authority

Let's Encrypt

Key Algorithm

RSA (2048 bit)

Signature

SHA-256 with RSA

TLS Version

TLSv1.3

HTTP Protocol

HTTP/2

Valid From

10.04.2026

Valid Until

09.07.2026

Subject Alternative Names (2)

angryflower.comwww.angryflower.com

SHA-256 Fingerprint

B3:15:4B:9D:F4:E5:E3:FB:F5:51:20:15:34:FE:97:FC:BB:E4:92:C4...

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HTTP Headers

Developer Console

accept-ranges
bytes
cache-control
🟡 600s(max-age=600)
content-encoding
📦 Gzip(gzip)
content-length
15926
content-type
text/html
date
Tue, 12 May 2026 19:32:40 GMT
Good Warning Issue

Email Infrastructure

Custom Mail Server

Score

0

SPF
DKIM
DMARC

Domain Information

angryflower.com

Domain Age
26y 8m

Created

09.09.1999

Expires

09.09.2029

Last Updated

26.07.2023

Registrar

Network Solutions, LLC

DNSSEC
Not Enabled

Privacy & Compliance

Cookie Consent Banner
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service

Mobile Compatibility

Viewport & Responsive Test

Tests how well your website works on mobile devices. Checks viewport configuration, responsive layout, touch targets, font readability, and simulates rendering across different screen sizes.
F
34/100
Not Mobile Friendly1 breakpoint
Viewport Meta
The viewport meta tag tells mobile browsers how to scale the page. Without it, mobile devices render at desktop width.
Responsive Design
Uses CSS media queries or flexible layouts to adapt content to different screen sizes automatically.
Touch Icons
Apple touch icons and favicons displayed when users add the site to their home screen on mobile devices.
Readable Font Size
Base font size should be at least 16px on mobile to ensure text is readable without zooming.
Relative Units
Using em, rem, %, or vw instead of fixed px values allows content to scale properly across screen sizes.
No H-Scroll Risk
No elements wider than the viewport that would cause horizontal scrolling on mobile devices.
Tap Targets OK
Interactive elements (buttons, links) are at least 48x48px with enough spacing to prevent accidental taps.
No Fixed Widths
No elements with fixed pixel widths that could overflow on smaller screens and break the layout.
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Typography & Readability

Times New Roman

WCAG Fail
61/100
Readability
/30
25/30

16px · LH --

Hierarchy
/20
10/20
WCAG
/25
12/25

1.07:1 min contrast

Performance
/25
14/25

1 font

Heading Font

Times New Roman

Body Font

Times New Roman

Serif16px

Contrast Ratio

1.07:1

50 issues

Reading Comfort

~67 CPL

Optimal (45–75)
16px
p

✅ Excellent readability: 16px body text is ideal for all devices.

✅ Optimal line length: ~67 chars/line (ideal 45–75 CPL).

✅ Easy to read: Flesch score 74/100 — accessible to general audiences.

❌ Low contrast: 50 elements fail WCAG AA (min 1.1:1). Increase text/background contrast.

✅ Lean font stack: 1 font families keeps load times fast.

⚠️ Missing font-display: swap — users may see invisible text while fonts load (FOIT).

Buy on MyFontsFlesch 74

Color Palette

12 unique colors
Dark
#000000
Background· 72.4%
#fffff9
Primary· 4.3%
#b9c99d
Secondary· 3.3%
#321c15
Secondary· 3.2%
#4d5a44
Secondary· 3.2%
#c05296
Secondary· 2.5%
#8e8c66
Secondary· 2.5%
#617d61
Secondary· 2.4%

Business & Marketing Stack

1 Tools Detected

Growing

Behavior Analytics

1
Google AnalyticsFree

User behavior and product analytics

1

Categories

1

Total Tools

0

Enterprise

0

Mid-Market

Assessment: Growing marketing technology adoption

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Scripts & Styles

7 Resources

5
Scripts
2
Styles
0
Async
0
Defer

Top Script Sources

local(4)navigate_index.js(1)

Website Identity

angryflower.com

stephennotley@comcast.net
26 years old
Location detected: 🇺🇸 United Statesvia ip
Network Solutions, LLC

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Last analyzed: 12 May 2026 at 19:33

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